what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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1+1=2

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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