- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Knock Knock. Doors open

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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