Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Pianos.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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