Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

PENIS

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Black people stink of shite!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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