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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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