Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Hail Hitler

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No soap radio

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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