- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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