- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

The bears will win the Super Bowl

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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