how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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A storm be brewin!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Anti Joke

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