why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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roy g biv

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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