- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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My wife made me a sandwich

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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