- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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