- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

My name is me I like fired chicken!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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