- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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