Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Your Mum is soo fat.

Im gay What about you

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Micheal Curran...that is all.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Maths.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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