- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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