- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Indians

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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