If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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i like men but im not gay

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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