- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

don't just stand there

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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