- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

A blind man walks into a library.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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