Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Dakota Fanning

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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