what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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