ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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one of the idiot

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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