- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Knock knock. Get out!!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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