why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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