- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

I like the color potato.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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