- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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