how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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