- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

women's rights

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Ily bae

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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