- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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