- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Grace Ackerson

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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