- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like poop in my butt

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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