- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

This is an anti-joke.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Communism hehe xd

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