a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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