- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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