In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Neil Lewis

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

if got a joke if fogot it

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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