- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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