Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

when debbie meets downer

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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