- Anti Joke

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?