- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

one day i went to bed

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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