What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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