Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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NAACP

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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No, Trinidad.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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