A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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