Harry Styles

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Guess what? Holocaust

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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