How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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