What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

thumb_up thumb_down +15

shammmm is a lesbian.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

mc hammers income.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops