What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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