Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Get on your knees Ho

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Ju... Just why?

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Black...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Ron Paul for President!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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GINGER PEOPLE

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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