- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What did the man without a tongue say...

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