roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Twenty-Four

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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penus

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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