What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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