- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

A guy trips a blind man.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

knock knock ... no one was in

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