- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

A blind man walks into a pole.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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