What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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