Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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