What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Jersey Shore

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

heads up!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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