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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

roses are red, violets are violet.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

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