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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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