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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

lol this is the best joke ever!

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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