- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What do you call a black priest? Father

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

I dont know, are you a tomato?