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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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